Nicole Parker and Unfortunate Reads

Jewel is newly single mom who just wants to unwind in her rare time alone. The kids are away, and it’s time for mama to play…with herself.

Except the off-brand batteries in her favorite tool die mid-session. When she replaces them with the industry leader, Ohm-azing, Jewel gets more than long lasting pleasure.

Wattson has been sent from Ohm-azing headquarters to ensure Jewel is 100% satisfied.

Fully Charged is a parody sentient object romance intended for audiences over 18 years old. This contains intimate relations between a human woman and a mythical pink rabbit. Read at your own risk!

Cover Art by Kit Fox.

Content Considerations

The following sentient object romance story is a work of fiction and is classified as parody. If you saw the cover of this book and still picked it up, you should know it’s about to get real weird, but we’re going to warn you anyway.

This story contains intimate relations between a female human and a giant male pink rabbit. There are references to divorce (off page), children (female main character is a divorcée and her children are away with family during the story, but make an appearance in the epilogue), alcohol, drug use (off page), porn use, masturbation (female), use of s*x toys (a lot of them), s*x toy malfunction, 0rgasm denial, a giant pink bunny, his drum, dad shoes, flavored j*zz, female €jaculation, 0ral s*x, penetrative s*x, mutual play with an absurd amount of unusual phallic toys, brief mention of threatening violence, extremely nerdy electrical puns, dirty talk, TPS reports, and of course–batteries.

Get Fully Charged!

Available in Kindle Unlimited, e-book, or paperback.

Get Fully Charged Merch!

Ohm-azing Bundle! (best value)

A signed copy of Fully Charged (signed by both Nicole Parker and Unfortunate Reads). 

Double sided print. NSFW on one side, SFW on the other.

NSFW Bookmark

All 7 stickers

$20

Swag Pack Only

Double sided print. NSFW on one side, SFW on the other.

NSFW Bookmark

All 7 stickers

$10

Fully Charged by Nicole Parker and Unfortunate Reads Cover. A pink bunny with a bass drum and a personal massager next to a woman on a bed

Signed Paperback Copy of Fully Charged

Signed by both Nicole Parker and Unfortunate Reads.

$15

NSFW print for fully charged

Double Sided Fully Charged Print

NSFW on one side, SFW on the other

$5

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