“I saw the way you were looking at your friends. I wanted you to be happy, but I wasn’t trying to play matchmaker or anything. I swear!”

After a minor magical mishap, Kate finds watering the garden a much more enjoyable chore as her hose is enhanced with new special features. When they have a night of fun, she needs to decide whether she is looking for more from her garden hose or if Adrian is already more than she could have hoped for.

Hosed is book 10 in the Kyleverse, a series of sentient object romance short stories. Kyle isn’t the main character, but he shows up to help the plot in one way or another. The stories are sequential but can be read as standalones.

Book 1: Rake
Book 2: Faulty
Book 3: Wrapped
Book 4: Nimbus
Book 5: Spread
Book 6: Solved
​​​​​​​Book 7: Fluff
Book 8: Licked
Book 9: Wacky
Book 10: Hosed 

Hosed is a sentient object romance with explicit material. It is intended for 18+ readers.

Content Considerations

First and foremost, this is a sentient object romance which means people will get down and dirty with a sentient object, but everything is consensual.

In no particular order, there is penetrative, anal, and oral sex, restraining, flavored cum, degradation, inappropriate use of gardening equipment, sounding, multiple partners, and mild domination.

If you feel I am missing anything, please reach out and let me know.

Get Hosed Now!

Available in Kindle Unlimited, e-book, or paperback.

Get Hosed Merch!

Hosed Bundle! (best value)

A signed copy of Hosed (personalized and/or with doodles at your request). 

NSFW artwork by @belle_the_witch

Cum Sucker or Hosed Bookmark (print art on one side, chibi on the other) pending availability

Chibi sticker and Kyleverse stickers

$15

Signed Copy of Hosed

Personalized and/or with doodles at your request.

$10

Art Print

NSFW Print with art by @belle_the_witch

$5

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